Saturday, October 22, 2011

Cats and Sewing

"Oh, what is that you have there? That looks new and clean! It's lacking something, but what is it? I can't quite put my paw on it... Oh yes! A layer of my fur. It just won't be complete until I roll all over it.

What's that? A sewing pattern made of tissue? Well, it'll fit you much better once a claw the hell out of it. Trust me, I watch Project Runway with you. I know all about pattern making. I need the freedom to express myself.

What do you mean you're trying to cut here. Clearly this is the only place in the entire apartment I can take a nap. Don't you see that? I thought it was obvious."

Damn cats...


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